(NO EXCUSE SUNDAY) To make it possible for everyone to attend Church Sunday we are going to have a special NO EXCUSE SUNDAY Cots will be placed in the vestibule for those who say Sunday is my only day to sleep in We will have steel helmets for those who say The roof would fall in if I ever came back to Church Blankets will be furnished for those who think the Church is too cold; and fans for those who say its too hot. We will have hearing aids for those who say the pastor speaks too softly; and cotton for those who say he preaches too loudly. Score cards will available for those who like to list all the hypocrites. A few unattached relatives will be in attendance for those who like to visit on Sundays.And one section will be landscaped with real shrubbery and astroturf for those who find God in nature on Sunday mornings. Finally, the sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettia and Easter lilies for those who have never seen the Church without them. ITS NO EXCUSE SUNDAY! Author Unknown.See you in Church Sunday. Everyone Welcome Alan.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 22:33:36 +0000
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