NORMAL PERSON -VS- PLO LUMUMBA ________________________________________ A NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. PLO LUMUMBA : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star PLO LUMUMBA : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold. PLO LUMUMBA : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers PLO LUMUMBA : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales PLO LUMUMBA : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beginners luck PLO LUMUMBA : Neophytes serendipity. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss PLO LUMUMBA : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together PLO LUMUMBA : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep PLO LUMUMBA : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness PLO LUMUMBA : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* NORMAL PERSON : Theres no use crying over spilt milk PLO LUMUMBA : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : You cant try to teach an old dog new tricks PLO LUMUMBA : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap PLO LUMUMBA : Surveillance should precede saltation. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best PLO LUMUMBA : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. PLO LUMUMBA : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Where theres smoke, theres fire! PLO LUMUMBA : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 08:13:45 +0000
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