NOTE. 11-28-14. Some dum broad asked me the other day why I had so many Jewish flags (2) around my house (Israel flags), I answered because I am a Zionist I answered! - Her: Are you a Jew? - Me: Im not really Jewish, Im of Marano ancestry. - Her with a dumb expression: ? - Me: Maranos were Jews who converted to Christianity during the Inquisition in order to avoid death and many emigrated from Spain to Holland and Belgium. - Her with a blank expression: So youre kinda a Jew? - Me, getting irritated: Well sorta but Im not really, or totally, its complicated. - Her getting more befuddled: So, uh, youre not then! - Me, Im pissed now, I hate dumb people: No, Im not in a way! - Her: So why do you support them? - Me, now Im boiling with frustration: Because its the right thing to do, its the moral thing to do. - Her, now completely lost by the look shes having: But dont you have to be a Jew to be a Zionist? - Me, getting tired: Not necessarily but it would be a nice thing! - Her, showing signs of Jew-hate: So, why dont you convert? - Me, having waited for this moment: Its not so simple, First of all its a long process and I would have to believe in god, and Im an atheist, and second, you need to be smart to be Jewish, and Im not smart enough! - Her totally lost now: Uh...! And so ended our exchange. E Pericoloso Sporghesi!
Posted on: Fri, 28 Nov 2014 18:23:35 +0000
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