Naija Police Be Like... You can barely escape accusations from a Naija Policeman... NaijaPoliceBeLi ke why is your laptop bag empty,eh? You want to steal laptop and kip it in d bag abi, oga ade, enta motor NaijaPoliceBeLi ke your car radio is playing "ema dami duro" young man, if you want to say something, you better say it directly!!! NaijaPoliceBeLi ke PARK!!! I say PARK!!! I say Park there my friend!!! (lowers voice) wetin boys go chop na? NaijaPoliceBeLi ke young man may we know you, sergeant Bature give am one. NaijaPoliceBeLi ke your last received call was 13:30, you have been making calls for the past 13 hours and driving. PARK !!! NaijaPoliceBeLi ke The victim commited Suicide, but we just arrested the person that killed him... NaijaPoliceBeLi ke Oga, dis your Range Rover Sport fine o. oya use am take jam dis wall mek we check weda ur airbag dey work. u no gree? oya park!!! NaijaPoliceBeLi ke why your car no get A/C???? you wan use heat kill yourself...you wan commit suicide?.. Oga Park well! NaijaPoliceBeLi ke the picture in your license you carry Afro, y do u Now carry low cut now? Ogbeni Abeg come down. NaijaPoliceBeLi ke why do you have fertilizer in your boot? You dey grow weed abi? Follow us to station! NaijaPoliceBeLi ke why are there condoms in your wallet or are you a rapist? Oya Come down! =))
Posted on: Fri, 02 Aug 2013 11:37:56 +0000