Nap time success rating: FAILURE! Totally thought she was about to pass out. I closed my eyes and fell asleep first. Big mommy no no! The bathroom is flooded because she thought she would try to flush an entire roll of paper towels down the toilet. There is half of a big ass bottle of conditioner smeared all over the the bathroom, her body, her hair, and random objects around the house. My baby is brown. Dark brown with patches of peach coloring. Because she took a whole palette of este Lauder brown and peach eyeshadow, crushed it up, and rubbed it all over herself like it was baby powder. Making sure that it was heaviest on her face and belly button. My sink is stained Brown, the floor smeared with brown and peach, towels covered in eyeshadow. This kid really knows how to make me feel defeated. Holy shit. Now everything is the color of shimmery chocolate and peaches. And everything is slippery and smells like rose scented herbal essences conditioner. F%@$ MY LIFE!!
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 18:01:56 +0000
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