Nasty Character by Kharms Senka bashed Fedka across the chops and hid under the chest of drawers. Fedka got Senka out from under the chest of drawers with a poker and tore off his right ear. Senka slipped through Fedkas hands and, holding his torn-off ear, ran off to the neighbours. But Fedka caught up with Senka and coshed him over the head with the sugar-basin. Senka collapsed and, seemingly, died. Then Fedka packed his things in a suitcase and went away to Vladivostok. In Vladivostok Fedka became a tailor; strictly speaking, he was not exactly a tailor, because he made only ladies underwear, principally drawers and brassieres. The ladies had no inhibitions with Fedka; right in front of him they would hitch up their skirts and Fedka would take their measurements. Fedka, as one might say, didnt half see some sights. Fedka was a nasty character. Fedka was the murderer of Senka. Fedka was a lecherous devil. Fedka was a glutton, because every evening he ate a dozen cutlets. Fedka grow such a belly on him, that he made himself a corset and took to wearing it. Fedka was an unscrupulous man: he took money from children he met in the street, he tripped up old men and he terrorised old women by raising his hand to them and, when a frightened old woman shied to one side, Fedka would pretend that he had only raised his hand to scratch his head. It ended when Nikolay went up to Fedka, bashed him across the chops and hid under a cupboard. Fedka got Nikolay out with a poker from under the cupboard and ripped open his mouth. Nikolay ran off with his ripped mouth to the neighbours, but Fedka caught up with him and clubbed him with a beer mug. Nikolay collapsed and died. Fedka gathered his things and went away from Vladivostok.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 14:51:56 +0000
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