National Crate Day - this saturday COMMANDMENT #1: Thou shalt not drink and drive. COMMANDMENT #2: Thou shalt support the “Crate Of Origin” – drink the beer where you came from (e.g. Dunedin – Speights, Auckland – Lion Red) COMMANDMENT #3: Thou shalt open thy crate bottle with anything but a bottle opener. COMMANDMENT #4: Thou only beef that shall attend National Crate Day is thy beef for thy BBQ. COMMANDMENT #5: Thou shalt not turn up to thy hosts as a free loader, you must bringith thy crate and platith of meat. COMMANDMENT #6: Don’t bring thy mates to the big day i.e. fighty mate can stay at thy home. COMMANDMENT #7: Thou shall make sure thy mates get home safely. COMMANDMENT #8: Thy host shall keep thy mates well fed off the BBQ COMMANDMENT #9: All shall don thee attire of National Crate Day – black singlet and stubbies. COMMANDMENT #10: Thou shalt always keep rules 1-9 top of mind, to ensure we continue the National Crate Day legacy for years to come.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 22:34:03 +0000
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