Never Say To A Cop: 1.I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas.) 2.Sorry officer, I didnt realize my radar detector wasnt plugged in. 3.Arent you the guy from the Village People? 4.Hey, you mustve been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5.I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 6.Youre not gonna check the trunk are you? 7.I pay your salary! 8.Gee, Officer! Thats terrific. The last officer only gave ma a warning, too! 9.Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 10.I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. Thats how far ahead of me they are. 11.When the officer says Gee, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking? You probably should not respond with Gee, officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 12:10:40 +0000
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