New Cleaner comes to my house at 4pm & over stays her welcome by only just leaving after 10pm!!! She came here looking like Britains Next Top Model!!! Turning up in High Heels!!! I Certainly didnt order any escort!! Kept calling me Mr Bacchas. Im like pls call me Jason she replied ok Mr Bacchas So after asking to get change into her cleaning gear, she like can I have a fag break Mr Bacchas? Im like this aint in the job description love! She replies, I always take fag breaks, plus Ill do extras and stay longer for ya. Damn right she stayed longer, meanwhile thinking in my mind what extras is she on about? So I made sure she put her Very Nicely Done Manicured Nails down those toilets for a extremely thorough DEEP clean!!! Also went on all fours and cleaned EVERY SINGLE skirting board in the house!!! I was kind enough to let her use my Steam Cleaner which she used on practically EVERYTHING!!! Dam girl was addicted to the thing! OMG didnt think a man would buy something like this, where did you get it from, I so need one. 4 fag breaks later she finally leaves!!! She knew I was annoyed by her fag breaks, so she sprayed herself & mi house constantly with her very sweet perfume! Ive Already pre-booked for another Service in a fortnights time! Im tempted to ask specifically for her as she worked EXTREMELY thoroughly which made up for her being quite annoying & irritating! As for the handy man over 7hrs later and hes still here & I ONLY Booked him for 3 hours!! #USELESS.COM 😔
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 22:40:48 +0000