New Years Eve Tips for Single Men... 10. Wear something festive. (tie, sports coat, crazy hat) 9. Drink, but dont contract that terrible disease, whiskey d#ck 8. Catch eyes with the one you like around 10 pm (gives you time to abort and look for another) 7. Work on your dance moves all day and debut them for the party at around 11 pm 6. Have a small flask full of fireball (liquid courage) 5. Wear your lucky hook up underpants 4. Dont eat the pot brownies 3. Know some deep fact about the upcoming new year (ie what month the blue moon falls on) 2. Situate yourself next to your girl of interest at precisely 11:59 and 32 seconds (in essence place yourself in that perfect position for a new years kiss) 1. Hold your new girls hair from falling in the toilet if she is throwing up in the morning. Its what a true gentleman does... Hope this helps fellows. It worked once for me in all my years. Happy New Year my friends. Have fun, laugh, be safe, and lets get stupid in 2015... Good talk
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 17:09:18 +0000
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