New official Suth Effrican lungwich ---------------------------------------- Officials of the New South African government have come to realise that the current status of having 11 official languages in them New South Africa is impractical. A new language was thus introduced. This is the English as it is now spoken on television and radio. The recently published New Suth Effrican Deekshunry defines these new weds. Here are some extracts and examples of their usage in the official New Suth Effrican lungwich: Bad - you sleep on it in the badroom Beds - mossies, doves, sea-gulls etc Beg - container, as in shopping beg, hend-beg, tog-beg Ben - to set alight Chealdren - our future is in their hands Chetz - where worshippers go on Sundays Cuds - you can play poker or rummy with them Cut - a small donkey-drawn vehicle Debben - city in KwaZulu Natal Deekshunry - where you find weds Detty - opposite of clean Driva - holds the steering wheel of a teksi Duck - very duck at night when the lights are all off Ebben - you get ebben erriors and rural erriors Effrican - from the continent of Africa Erriors - districts, e.g. ebben erriors Ewways - eg. SAA, Comair, Lufthansa etc Fems - companies, e.g., Anglo-American Fest - the one before second and third Fok - used with nifes Fum - you can fum with ship or kettle Fumma - he owns the fum Guddin - where you grow kebbijees Geave - you MUST geave, I WILL take Get - a hinged device in a fence Hut - it beats in your chest Hair - as opposed to heem Heppi - state of elatement, e.g. Im so heppi - I just voted Hiss - masculine form of hairs Hubba - where sheeps dock Jems - little bugs that give you the flu Kah - what you drive around in Kebbijees - vegetable Keptown - some think parliament doesnt belong there Kettegry - in a system of classification Kipper - one who kips, as in goal kipper Kleenix - where nesses wek Kot - where the judges sit Len - to acquire knowledge Leeda - as in Arwa Leeda, Zuma the president Lungwich - weds what are spokkin Mammary - weh your pust thoughts are Measels - guided bombs Nesses - they wek in kleenix and hospitals Pee pull - powa to da pee pull Peppa - one way to get the news Pesson - one of pee pull Pees - symbolised by white dove & nbsp; Pees-Tox - between IRA and Tony Blair Reeva - e.g. Limpopo, Vaal, Orange Regime - anything to describe pre-1994 Ree kwest - replaced by dee mands Sheep - big boat Shex - houses in squatter camps Ship - provider of wool Shuck-attak - if the shuck-net is brokkin Shuck-nets - at Debben, for safety of sweemas Spitch - what politicians make at a relly Sweemas - compete in a sweeming pul Teksi - kah for hire - sometimes parrot teksi Thest - ice cold Coke will relieve it on a hot day Tipic ally - characteristically Tocks - negotiations Ummy - military force Wee men - ladies We pon - a gun Wean-dow - with glus for throwing bricks through Weaner - the one with the most votes Weds - what the dictionary is made up of Wekkas - do the wek Weld - the whole eth Wems - small crawly creatures Nouw git bek to wok - Humba-Humba!!!
Posted on: Sat, 18 Jan 2014 15:46:14 +0000
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