New twist on old joke. The meaning of... potentially and realistically A young boy went up to his father and asked him, Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically? The father thought for a moment, then answered, Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if hed sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that. So the boy went to his mother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? The mother replied, Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university! The boy then went to his sister and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? The girl replied, Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts? The boy then went to his brother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? Of course, the brother replied. Do you know how much a million bucks would buy? The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically? The boy replied, Yes, Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, were living with two hookers and a future congressman.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 23:19:21 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015