//News Today// Photos from sources suggest that pika-chooses Thrive to back as the leading political party. When questioned what relevance Pokemon has with improving students lives, the Thrive representatives simply responded with come back with a challenge when you have all 8 badges n00b. Even though the panda and Pikachu suits are out in full force to make the voting seem less like a game of elite chess, students still question why half the Brazillion rainforest has gone missing to fuel UQs need for a revoted democracy. REform leader Josh Millroy recently brought up his concern for 5000 flyers being dropped around by Thrive, leading some students and post-grads to believe he is secretly a go green for greens supporter (gday Millroy if youre reading this). It is unknown whether Thrive are taking their tagline fuel the fire too seriously by wasting so much paper for a darker purpose (purhaps they are not aware that Thrive and a symbol of a flame does not create a justifiable message?) As well as this, sources have revealed that the shirt stealer of UQ Political groups has once again made a reappearance today at the voting. His efforts were stopped however when police arrested him for attacking Team Rocket. In other news, IBIS attacks have halted in the parklands and Michie regions, but still the public remains fearful. Photos of several IBIS confronting a pelican provides evidence that they are becoming bolder with their attacks. Reform refuses to comment on the situation at hand #thanksreform but we can thank Lift that theyre giving us memes to distract us from the real issues. Thats it for now. To all students voting we wish you good luck... Tl;dr - Pikachu chooses Thrive - Thrive cut down a forest - Police force under coup with Team Rocket - IBIS militants still hold a threat at UQ
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 04:45:37 +0000
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