News on the Texan robot invasion: the army has crossed the border, beating back a guard of broadway backup dancers with noodles and marching full force on Washington DC. The NSA, who of course would know this sort of thing, report that they intent to demand a return to democracy and lay siege until the reptilians comply. The robots appear to be programmed with several types of tap and salsa dancing, and may prove a threat even to the ballerina blockade set up by our overlords. The reptilians have issued an order for all US citizens to take up arms, and as their heavily coerced spokesperson and hostage I can only say that they are absolutely right as always, and should be obeyed without question if we want to keep America a free country! As gears, tap shoes, and chiffon fly in the greatest dance battle of the century, I can only say, to arms, America! It is time to pick a side and a musical genre!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Oct 2013 23:17:31 +0000