News release: AMC has a hit TV show about zombies, called “The Walking Dead.” As such, as in the business of TV, whenever some show is popular, the network is in the process of creating a ‘companion show.’ Network boss Charlie Collier calls the spin-off a "no brainer." What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish? If dogs could use computers, what are the odds that they would use their human’s name as their passwords? I suspect that mine would: F-O-O-D-G-I-V-E-R. The path of least resistance is often slippery. I know a guy who stepped on a downed high voltage line and lived. I think the reason was that he was fired from his last job working on a train because he was a bad conductor. My teacher assigned an essay that’s due tomorrow. Sure, he assigned it two weeks ago, but still…. My Uncle Arnie in Florida can talk to dolphins. No, really! But then, he also talks to sunset, trees, clouds, birds, parked cars, … My cat would make a great computer spy. He knows how to hack. Did you hear about the convict? He jumped a guy and got caught. He then tried to jump bail but got caught. he finally concluded that he was terrible at jumping. Humpty-dumpty is just a shell of what he used to be. I have such a fear of commitment that even my tattoos are temporary. The ladies’ soccer team was looking for a new coach and they asked me if I were interested. I told them that I while I have experience with the sport and coaching, I have no experience on how to get a woman to listen to me. I suppose I could read the instruction manual on women, but what man reads a manual? (Okay, in all seriousness, I’m not sure what to make of this: amazon/Women-Ownership-Manual-Logan-Alexander/dp/0615706649)
Posted on: Mon, 16 Sep 2013 22:43:08 +0000
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