Nightclub Idea: Run underground cellar club themed like old American New England pub and open to general public. 25-40% of patrons are stooges. Mounted TV monitors show fake news feed illustrating escalating events in Ukraine. By 11:30pm it alleges US troops have hit the ground and Putin is heading back to The Kremlin, presumably to give some kind of press conference. By 11:50pm the news feed begins to shake then abruptly cuts to static. Staff publicly chalk this down to faulty equipment. 11:55pm music goes silent and cuts to a radio feed, someone is issuing an emergency broadcast but that too cuts to silence before the specifics can be determined. Subwoofers lining the floor are activated and they rumble and gently swelling crescendo of noise, emulating the effects of a distant explosion increasing to a near deafening roar. Then, silence. The door is kicked in by a lone figure. Relative overweight, clothes torn to charred shreds, face half burnt off and one arm clearly broken beyond repair. He staggers to the bar and says Please, please, give a drink. Anything. To ease the pain. All staff and stooges cry out in unison, Norm!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 18:03:10 +0000
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