No More Fatty... Today I have been extra sensitive. I was talking to a dear friend today that told me, You need to take down that picture of you and Amber Heckler from the other night. I asked, why? She stated that i had huge bags under my eyes and looked old. I took offense and dejectedly said, Dont tell me what to do. We then laughed and I looked at the post. I thought, I do look old. I do, but Im a confident man. I rationalized looking old because I was out the whole night before and had only slept two hours. Yes. I convinced myself that was what it had to be of course. Then a New York journalist that interviewed me from a few weeks back about the run of Cuff Me: The Unauthorized Fifty Shades of Grey Musical Parody sent his article to us. Its really good and extremely informative. I loved it except, it had this description of me: Brad, the immature one as hes called on their website, has unkempt reddish-brown hair, a prominent forehead, and is slightly more fit than Louis C.K. Yeap. In essence, Im a balding fatty apparently!!! UGH!!!! So, today i am making a decree!!! I am getting in shape! No more cheeseburger and donut sandwiches! No more chugging crisco! No more beer-bonging mimosas! No more snorting hot dogs, or french-fries, or extra cheesy pizzas!!! UGH! Im gonna miss Pizza!!! No more I tell yall!!! I dont want to only be seen as the fatty pants of the 757!!! Ive got a comeback in me and today it starts!!! In one month you wont be able to tell whether its Brad McMurran or Brad Pitt!!! Good talk
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 16:51:24 +0000
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