No No No No No Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872). He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904) He who fully unwraps a MoiMoi and Gala completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper- soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900). Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare (1788). Anyone who graduated f ro m... l@163 without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904). He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the Great (1709). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king Jnr (1931). Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1999) Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry -Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013) anyone who ask for source, for all dis is probably coming from Kenya holiday(2014) Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)
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