No one believes seniors. Everyone thinks they are senile. THEY ARE. An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. They married as highschool sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they went in and found the old desk they had shared where Jerry had carved I LOVE SALLY. On their way back home a bag of money fell out of an armored car, landing at their feet. Sally picked it up and they took it home. She counted the money. Fifty thousand dollars! Jerry said, We must got to give it back. Sally said, Finders keepers. She hid the money in the attic. The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did you follks find a bag of money yesterday? Sally said, No. Jerry says, She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally says, Do not believe him, officers. He is senile. One cop says to Jerry, Tell us the story from the beginning. Jerry said, Well, when we were walking home from school yesterday... The first police officer turned to his partner and said, We are outta here.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 17:08:17 +0000
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