No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wifes nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. ************************************** No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with ya mum. ************************************** No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir. ya are my witness ya know I never wear panties! ************************************ No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: What are ya doing? Ask the son. Father: I’m putting petrol in ya Mom. Son: Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday! Mother fainted!!!!... #GoodMornin ;)
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 05:06:41 +0000
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