Not So Pleasant Memories That night we dined at Hoolios, Was my most embarrassing scene, You had steak, I had lobster, We shared a large side of beans, The candle lights were dancing, As I gazed into your eyes, Then my tummy started rumbling, It came as no surprise, Afterwards, we took a walk, Along the old canal, I tried my best, to hold it in, When everything went to hell, As we kissed, you hugged me, I held my butt-cheeks tight, But you squeezed too hard, and out it came, Four ladies died of fright, But just as luck would have it, A poodle came passing by, I yelled to you “He did it,” Although it was a lie, You glared at me, with your hands on your hips, And yelled as you picked up the dog, “No way in hell did that big fart, Come out of this tiny dog” THE END
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 20:22:40 +0000
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