Note to Self: You know when you took the mandoline down from the shelf that skin grating/slicing would ensue. You remembered the slicing guard and promised to yourself that you would use it. And you did use it. Except for that one time you didnt. The time you grated/sliced the shit out of your thumb. Hours later, still contemplating a trip to ER because of the unrelenting pain, I have dashed any hope of ever becoming a thumb model. Good call, not letting hubby know just how much of me was in that exquisite roasted root vegetables dish. I seem physically incapable of manning a mandoline without blood being involved.
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 07:11:19 +0000
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