Note to the Energizer Bunny. I understand you have to sell your wares in tamper-proof packs. I really do. Otherwise, we could all fall victim to those hordes of ravenous battery-consumers who prowl the supermarket with their sad, flat batteries, waiting for the opportune moment to pocket a few fresh specimens from the vulnerable packs and replace them with their old AAs. But boy, you really understand how to do tamper-proof, dont you? By the time Ive accessed the legitimate pack that I legitimately bought from a legitimate supermarket, Im online Googling the black market in lightsabers. Perhaps it would help if you could include a dose of Valium or Prozac with every pack of batteries. But it would have to be stored inside the tamper-proof pack, to protect it from the hordes of ravenous tranquilliser-hunters who roam the supermarket. Which means by the time a legitimate buyer like me could get to the sanity-preserving medication, it would probably be too late. Anyway, excuse me while I go and deal with that next tamper-proof pack containing a pair of scissors. There should be a code on my legitimately-acquired receipt that I punch in to make the scissors cut their own way out. If there isnt, I might just have to resort to maniacally attacking the pack with my newly-Energizer-Bunny-reinvigorated electric toothbrush...
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 22:51:14 +0000
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