Nothing like being from Colorado.....pot is Legal! Californians: You know youre in California when...... 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still cant afford a house. 3. Its barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. 4. Your childs 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze. 5. You cant remember...is pot illegal? 6. Youve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula. 9. You cant remember.... is pot illegal? 10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 11. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 12. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney! 13. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. 14. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag. 15. You cant remember...is pot illegal? 16. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class. 17. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or IPADS. 18. Hey! Is Pot Illegal? 19. Both you AND your dog have therapists. 20. The Terminator is your govenater.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 14:41:30 +0000
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