Now I know yall are probably having the reading week blues, writing the odd soliloquy to express yalls feeling. Well to put these feelings of absolute, never-ending loneliness and confusion behind us I suggest we take a page out of Daisys book. I shall use this page for a public safety announcement about Flatpack! I shall frame it in my dungeon and positively surround it with candles! Itll like that... PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT #1 : Slowly enjoy Flatpack with consistent, contented licks for constant levels of gratification. Lap up Flatpack because you cherish it, need it, love it. Daisy is patient. Daisy gets hers first. Dont be like Cooper. Coopers are impatient, and often experience brain freeze. No. Nooo. Dont be Cooper No. Daisy is good. Daisy is cute. Daisy is you. You smell like a daisy. Just like spring. Mm... Spring. Unlike Cooper. Cooper is not spring. Cooper is naaawt spring. (See you cool cats next week!)
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 20:53:21 +0000
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