Now Im not saying these are true but worth thinking about.... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said Let us pray. We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. ~ Desmond Tutu ***** America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman ***** After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Italian proverb ***** The only reason they say Women and children first is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr ***** Ive been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ***** You know youre a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesnt. ~ Jeff Foxworthy ***** When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip ***** A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. ~ Emo Philips. ***** Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Harrison Ford ***** The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 19:27:23 +0000
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