Now accepting applications for sister wives. Must be good with sick kids, grouchy husbands, and messy houses. A good driving record (for kid shuffling) is a must, as well as superior time-management skills (for managing your sister wife), a love of household organization, an affinity for gardening (aka pulling weeds), and a patience for cooking multiple meals each night for a houseful of picky eaters and people on special diets. Bonus points to applicants who bring wine to the interview and who dont ask if your attorney to review the legality of your employment contract.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 02:57:12 +0000