Now on sale at IKEA - Lesbian beds - no nuts or screwing involved, its all tongue and groove... A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol. Police say its definitely race related... Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.... I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency... Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one, but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurses outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police womans uniform, he finally decided if she cant hold down a job, shes not for him Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says I tink I will ave to go home, Ive come all over giddy and feel sick. Murphy asks Ave yer got vertigo? Paddy replies No, I live just around the corner. After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanics swimming pool was still full
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 13:46:32 +0000
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