Now since COWS flatulence is now being partially blamed for the damage of the mythological global Warming, I would hope that those vegetarians out there finally realize the great service to humanity and the planet that those like myself, carnivores, you know MEAT EATERS do on a daily basis by eating these cows. Next time you see someone like me eating a big juicy hamburger or cheeseburger with bacon on it ( because pigs fart too ) dont turn up your nose in disgust but instead give us a smile and/or wave as thanks for the sacrifices we are willing to make to save the planet. Keep in mind I am eating the cows (pigs too and chickens as well to be on the safe side) as fast as I possibly can, I have literally sacrificed my own health and well being for the good of our planet and mankind. Cue rousing music here. I do so in silence, except for the occasional belch and the gnashing of teeth of course. Without whimper or complaint 364 days a year (except GOOD FRIDAY)just the occassional call for Bar-B-Que sauce LOL
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 12:20:00 +0000
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