Now that KBC has started again, heres a fresh KBC joke: Santa - TopicsExpress

Now that KBC has started again, heres a fresh KBC joke: Santa Singh is playing KBC and is on the hot seat. His next question is for 1 Crore. Rupees! Amitabh (confident as ever): Santaji, are you ready?? Yeh raha Aapka Agla Sawaal, 1 Crore ke liye! In mein se Kon Vyakti Aaradhya Bacchan ke Pita hai? (Which among these persons is the father of Aaradhya Bacchan?) Here are your options: A) Salman Khan B) Hrithik Roshan C) Vivek Oberoi D) Abhishek Bacchan Amitabh (thinking to himself): What a waste of a question! Surely he has to guess D. Theres no other choice ! But Santa looks confused and takes his time to answer ..... much to Big Bs irritation !! Santa: I will go for life-line. Amitabh (totally flabbergasted): What .. Oh Life line? Ok very well! You have three life lines remaining: 50-50, Phone-a-friend and Audience Poll. Which one will you choose first? Santa: I will go for Audience Poll. Amitabh (slightly vexed): Ok, Janata please vote for the correct answer. Audience votes. Results are as follows: A) Salman Khan - 40% B) Hrithik Rohan - 20% C) Vivek Oberoi - 30% D) Abhishek Bacchan - 10% Amitabh looks as if his face has been hit by a truck ! Amitabh: What’s wrong with the crazy Janata? I hope Santa does not make the wrong choice? Saare Mohallme mein thoo-thoo ho jaayegi ! Santa (confused as ever): I am still not sure of the answer. I will go for another life line. I would like to go for 50-50. Amitabh (Slightly relieved now thinks Surely now the correct answer will come through): Sure thing Santaji. Computerji, let’s have 50-50. Let’s remove two wrong answers !! Now Options B and D disappear and the remaining options are: A) Salman Khan C) Vivek Oberoi Amitabh now breaks into a cold sweat and coughs nervously, while the audience starts whispering. Santa (Still looking confused): I am still not sure! I will go for my Final Life line, Phone-a-friend. Amitabh (now thoroughly agitated): Y-y-y-y-y-yes of course. Which Friend would you like to phone? Santa: Aishwarya

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