Now that the National Chairman of our great party that is determined to bring change to Nigeria at all cost, Chief John Oyegun has assured us all that IF General Buhari wins in 2015, previous looters need not be scared as they wont be prosecuted, can the donations start rolling in please? On hearing the declaration, a Chieftain of our great party, Alhaji Atiku was relieved and immediately donated N50m cash, 12 jeeps, one of his private jets and other campaign materials worth N450m to ensure the realisation of our HOPE 2015. We are calling on others who have been scared of what may befall them IF the General wins to have no fear; they will not be prosecuted. Disregard all the noisemaking of apologists of that monstrous party called PDP, who are insinuating that there will be massive arrests if the General wins or that there will be mass exodus of criminals; they are only trying to spread lies and untruths. General Buhari is an all-forgiving man. If Jesus can forgive the sins of the whole world, why cant we? If Mandela could forgive those who jailed him for more than 20 years, why cant we? Have no fear; you are forgiven. Follow Alhaji Atikus footsteps; sow bountifully towards HOPE 2015 and reap bountifully. OUR MESSAGE TO NIGERIANS Fellow Nigerians, we are prepared to change this country. With Asiwaju Tinubu as our mentor and leader, Chief Obasanjo as our navigator, Amaechi as our rich kid, loudspeaker, and chief dancer, and none else but Sai Buhari (note that for the sake of 2015, Sai is actually short form of saint) as our flagbearer, we will change Nigeria. You see that corruption battling with Nigeria, WE WILL FIGHT IT. You see the falling oil prices and economic problems, WE WILL EQUIP THE ARMY AND FIGHT IT. You see the high rate of unemployment in Nigeria, WE WILL FIGHT IT TO A STANDSTILL. Compatriots, we cannot give you money to vote for us like that evil party called PDP that has misruled us for 16 years, we dont have that kind of money because unlike that monster called PDP, our Governors are accountable, they pay their workers salaries as at when due, they have all declared their assets and they have never stolen a kobo. But even if we had that money, we wont give you, all we can give you is our committment, strenght and a willingness to change Nigeria and....errm, half congo of rice and Change groundnut oil, with maybe cold pito and zobo on election day. God bless Nigeria. APC........CHANGE!!!!! Semaj
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 18:38:13 +0000
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