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Now that the elections are over and Narendra Modi is all set to become the PM, all other politicians can go back to being normal! Prashant Bhushan can devise new, creative ways to make Kashmir secede from India. Raghu Ram can think of a few thousand new expletives in Hindi and English, Shashi Tharoor can shop for a fourth wife across the border. Sanjay Jha can write a new book titled, The Black Hole Syndrome, chronicling the meteoric fall of Rahul Gandhi. Skull Cap Sr. can go back to being Thampdayi Taatat in Utt Plades, Azam Khan can go back to gazing soulfully in the eyes of his buffaloes, Behen Bagwati can buy herself a new Hermes tote as retail therapy, Ishrat ke Abbajan can go back to being a nobody, Ashutosh can buy himself the latest version of the Rapidex Ingliss Ispiking Cors, Yogendra Yadav can reinvent himself as Anarkali this time. Sonia can arrange for Remedial Therapy for Pappu, Pappu can go back to being a state of mind, Pinki can open a handloom sari boutique, Raabart can work out in the jail gym to develop the muscles inside his skull, Topival can sit on a dharna against the people of India (Sab ke Sab Bike Huye Hain ji!) - Shefali Vaidya p.s - And we can all forget we ever had a PM called Maunmohan!
Posted on: Sat, 17 May 2014 05:49:20 +0000

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