Now that weve discussed police brutality at length. I must bring your attention to another horrid epidemic within the police force: the problem of police rape. And its nationwide. Ive been all over the country investigating this and none of them want to rape me. They literally laugh in my face whenever Ive suggested it. I feel this is deeply transphobic and requires special sensitivity training so that police can let old boogers down like me a little more easily. Firemen havent been overly appreciative of my advances either, to be honest. Ive tried heavy perfumes, bags over my head--its all so unfair!
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 22:34:21 +0000