Now thats news! Now, Ill have something to talk about when the family gets together for Christmas, that will restore my pathetic self confidence and make me feel impotent. Heres another news flash for TMZ. My pet turtle, that I lured into my yard with a duck call from Duck Dynasty, fell in love with a stray dog that was abandoned by Snooki, after her reality show Jersey Shore was cancelled and she couldnt afford to feed him, and they are getting married in Venice. Dont tell the paparazzi. How many of you celebrity stalking screwballs want to attend the wedding? We will send you gold embossed invitations. The first 100 callers will get front row seats. Imagine what the world would be like if television was used an educational tool rather than a told for dumbing down America.................................................. Why, oh WHY, do I keep hearing the theme from Deliverance in my head, EVERY time I hear about these people? Seriously, though, didnt their show get cancelled? Just WTF are they still in the news?
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 21:56:05 +0000
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