Now the T knows that some of yall expect...nay, depend upon, something profound occurring every time he picks up his pad and starts to rant...I hope I dont disappoint. Yall remember a while back when we discussed those jalapeño poppers I had at Arbys and how they came with a Bronco Berry Sauce and how shocked I was that there werent such a thing as Bronco Berries...actually it was mostly corn syrup. Well I went on to learn that there wasnt any fruit in Froot Loops, and that was why them fancy ad folk called it Froot...cause if they wanted to call it F.R.U.I.T. They would actually have to have some fruit in them. Well Im thinkin we need to extend this to the Berry family as well...to include Bronco, Chuck, Raymond and Dingle. Today when I was shaving I looked at the soft soap I was washing with and it said: Berry Blue... now the T understands that he taint got all the answers, but he has an inquisitive brain that keeps pesterin him to find them...so having never heard of Berry Blue before I went lookin for him...find your shocked faces yall...taint no such thing! There werent no berries of any kind in this here 8 oz bottle of soft soap... bout this time the She showed up in the bathroom toting a 32 oz bottle soft soap refill...just to shut the T up, she topped off his 8 oz bottle with lavender something or other soft soap...then she ran away real quick before I could read the label and she would have to listen to any more of my shit! Gotta tell ya She, I bet for $0.10 more, I bet yall could have got a 55 gal drum of that shit from Sams Club! Anyway, back to the Berry clan which now includes Blue...I think that if the manufactures are going to use the word BERRY, dont yall reckon they should actually have some BERRY in the contents? Otherwise they should call it Barry or after looking at he ingredients, perhaps Bury might be more appropriate! Yours in accuracy, T.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 20:43:09 +0000
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