Now theres a word that I dont understand I hear it every day from my old man It may be Cockney rhyming slang But it aint in no school book He says it every time that he gets mad A regular caution is my old man Rub the old man up the wrong way, Bet your life youll hear him say (What?) Gertcha, cowson, gertcha Gertcha! When the kids are swinging on the gate Gertcha! When the paperboys half an hour late Gertcha! When the pigeons are pecking at his seed Gertcha! When the farmer starts digging up his weeds Gertcha! Gertcha, cowson, gertcha Bar stool preaching Thats the old mans game! Now the old man was a Desert Rat Khaki shorts and a khaki hat How me mother could have fancied that I just dont know But when the enemy came in sight They gave up without a fight They rubbed him up the wrong way This is what they heard him say Gertcha, cowson, gertcha Gertcha! When me rock and roll records wake him up Gertcha! When Uruguay knocked England out of the cup Gertcha! When the kids are banging on his door Gertcha! When the barman wont serve him any more Gertcha, cowson, gertcha Bar stool preaching Hes always been the same! Oi! (piano solo) Gertcha, cowson, gertcha Gertcha! When the dogs left a message on the step Gertcha! Frankie Dettori, when he lost it by a neck Gertcha! When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes Gertcha! When the houseflies are flying round his food Gertcha, cowson, gertcha Bar stool preaching Hes always been the same! Gertcha! Gertcha! Gertcha! Gertcha! Gertcha! When me mother says he cant go down the pub Gertcha! Sisters boyfriend said his sisters up the duff Gertcha! When the tomcats, when theyre kicking up a din Gertcha! Tottenham Hotspur couldnt get one in Gertcha! When me ole dear locks him out of the flat Gertcha! When its raining and he cant find his hat Gertcha! In the mornings when his motorcar wont go Gertcha! Next-door neighbour, when he wont give him a tow Gertcha! Gertcha! Gertcha! Gertcha!
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 13:20:02 +0000
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