Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if youve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isnt your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. --Jerry Seinfeld USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. --David Letterman If God doesnt destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. --Jay Leno I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. Come on, buddy, lets go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, hes got a spoon. Back off. Ive got the toe clippers right here. --Jerry Seinfeld Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? Im halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my... I could be eating a slow learner. --Unknown
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