O Beautiful People! I must admit, being charming and drop dead gorgeous has its perks. The other day at the grocery store, the cashier was so taken by my cuteness, she gave me a bag for my shaki and goat head - free. Free. A bag costs 5 cents in our county, it is the law. Brave lady, she was willing to break the law just to be in my good graces. She collected a cute wink sha. So, many young people like waw waw Gimba Kakanda and fine doctor Agatha Aduro think I have a great life, my looks, charm, hundreds of swooning inamoratas and all. They pine to be in my life, because they tell me I am drop-dead gorgeous. I even have an official stalker Laurence ON. Sigh. People have no idea how stressful my life is, what with all these opekes (and some CONfused bobos) vying for my attention. I am afraid to open my inbox in the morning, hundreds begging me to marry them. Whats a man to do? Sigh! Wait, you think all dis na #PREMIUMLIES? I have evidence. This here is an example of what I endure everyday. Trust me, you dont want my life. Evidence of marriage proposals: ------------------------------------- Hello Dear I am Miss Loveth a girl how are you? i am here seeking for a long lasting loving relationship,i will be kindly be pleased if you will send me mail to my private mail box ,i have something important to tell you. I will be glad to hear from you.( lovethbrown11@hotmail )
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 02:29:40 +0000