OBITUARIES - September 21, 2014 Football, Michigan. Michigan Football passed away peacefully on September 21, 2014 after a long battle with football relevance. Michigan Football was preceded in death by the Big Ten Conference and Bo Schembechler. Michigan Football will be remembered for its arrogant and delusional fan base who referred to themselves as the Winning est Football Program despite them playing football 30 years prior to anyone else. Michigan Football is survived by its coach Brady Hoke and legions of still delusional fans who still believe they are the Leaders and the Best. In lieu of flowers, the University of Michigan is asking for donations to be made in its name to Orthopedic Hospitals throughout the Midwest for the treatment of broken ankles and other injuries associated with fans jumping off the team’s bandwagon. A public viewing will be held in October in East Lansing with Michigan State University burying the casket.
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 18:31:10 +0000
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