OK. Before I go about my daily business, the following is the dream that caused all the hilarity this morning. Its notable that I can trace many of the elements in my dream to posts I saw on Facebook immediately before retiring for the night. No surprise there. So, my dream begins where I am on vacation in Kenya. Im in the bed at the hotel. Its one of those kind of rooms like you see in the ads for the Bahamas....louvers over the doors, and a veranda that opens up onto the outside, only this one opens up onto the Serengeti, not the ocean. Whats that you say? The Serengeti is in Tanzania, not Kenya? Well, STHU, its MY dream. Im dead asleep (on my face as usual) and there is a pecking at the door. Im too much into my sleep coma to even respond. I hear the key open, figure its the maid and shell go away. But, its not.....its two guys from the Geek Squad and they are here to work on the Wifi connection. They just walk right in and seat themselves at the desk near the bed and begin their geek speak. Realizing there is no more rest for me, I sit up. Bed hair is in high gear and I notice there is something in the bed and all over me that feels like sand. I whip back the covers, and somehow, a whole jar of glitter has gotten into my bed. (must have been walking in my sleep in my dream at least). Its a mess.....I gather the sheets and myself and step out onto the terrace to dust off. The Geeks are tittering and giggling at me. Out beyond the little patio, several of the hotel guests are roaming the grounds. There are all sorts of indigenous little creatures. Gila Monsters, Emus, mercats.....all very friendly. I decide to take a little walk about. I get about 100 yards, and Im chatting up some of the other guests, when we see a group of unidentified animals on the horizon and they are kicking up some dust, making a b-line straight for us. We all turn tail and run. I try to hide myself behind a tree the size of a twig. One of the animals, which I can only describe as what looked to be a hyena on 5 foot legs, charges right at me, stopping only 1/4 inch from my face. So here I am looking face to face into this beast and not sure what sort of ravaging Im in for. When suddenly, its eyes turn large and sad and it starts nudging me with its snout. I remain frozen, holding my breath. (is this some sort of wild kingdom foreplay before I become its next meal?). It starts making cute coo-ing noises (see owl video below). And finally I cannot stand the tension any longer, I grab its big snout with both hands and give it a smooch! And what a reaction, its little tail thing starts wiggly, ears twitching......its rubbing its muzzle on me and Im giggling myself silly. I think the whole attraction was caused by my glittering. And THIS is when I wake up. HAKUNA MATATA PEOPLES! Have a great Monday and dont forget to nuzzle and smooch your giant hyena today!
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 17:03:56 +0000
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