OK. Here is the agenda for tomorrow. I will send out call details later. Were going to use Strawberrys adobe hook ups. AGENDA Invocation: BISHOP Whitney Wright (did NOT see that one comin btw)* 7:05- 7:15- Everyone takes 60 seconds to fill everyone else in on what they’ve been up to for 15 years 7:15- 7:20- Pranks discussion- Chad breaking up the starter log to look like a bowl of crackling oat bran next to the peanut M&Ms at the cabin party, stringing up Ben and Whit’s toothbrushes, the letter Whit wrote that he accidentally dropped by the drinking fountain, how we signed Greg up for mail order catalogs including Catholic Schoolgirl monthly, sneaking ground beef into the dinner roll of the one girl at the Cannon center that was a devout vegetarian 7:20- 7:22- Roundtable discussion including- The ethicality of using Nephi’s Bow to break into Glaysh’s room to play 007, take a poll on who is surprised that Wetzel turned out to be a productive member of society, discuss how Hayward still looks 17 years old, how it was so lame we had a Bishop named Ronald MacDonald but he wasn’t down with making jokes about it, the leprechaun math hat, how it was unfair that just by virtue of the fact that you’re a twin girls liked you more, discuss how when Johnny go ran over he literally had tire marks on his face, collectively lament the fact that in 1998 Leopard print speedos existed but Instagram didnt 7:23- 7:25- Official Scoreboard review by Chad 7:25- 7:30- Nate Dawgs Love Palace (Besides remembering that it existed, I don’t remember any details on this… and that’s a problem) Special Musical Number: “Stall 3” as performed by Greg Carlson and Mark Rober 7:31- 8:00 The Lobster Tail- It would make my year… no, it would make my LIFE if one of you confessed to this. Barring that, discuss prevailing theories: -It was someone from 3100 because the pre-term labor pains alerted them that an abnormality was on its way -It didn’t come out that big and it bloated after sitting. Conspiracy theorists are quick to point out there was no blood and a lack of tearing would have been physiologically impossible given the cross-sectional area -It was actually a drowned cat as most experts now maintain 8:00-8:12 Special presentation by Chad- Moment of silence to remember our friends from freshman year that weve lost... contact with. Besides wayward 3200 Budgers, we should also remember the fellas from 2200, Maria, Sister B., Ronald McDonald, and the girls from David John Hall (at least the ones that one of us didnt marry). Benediction: Bishop Whitney Wright (anyone can fake their way through one prayer but we’ll make him say another on to see how spiritual he REALLY is cause all his standard prayer lines will be used up) * * These activities will be proceeded by everyone doing their best impression of Jim Fowler saying FLOOR PRAYERRRRR!
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 17:54:13 +0000
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