OK I didnt get to work for almost the whole month of OCT because of the Government Shutdown. Thank you elected leaders of the US government. So I read this and it kind of sums up my thoughts of the current situation and how the lies we have been told and are still presented as the truth. Please enjoy this; The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship to the class. Little Sally led off. I sold Girl Scout Cookies and I made $30 she said proudly. My sales approach was to appeal to the customers civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success. Very good, said the teacher. Little Debbie was next. I sold magazines she said, I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep t hem up on current events. Thats excellent, Debbie, said the teacher. Eventually, it was Little Johnnys turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teachers desk. $2,467!, he said. $2,467? cried the teacher. What in the world were you selling? Toothbrushes, said Little Johnny. Toothbrushes?!?!, echoed the teacher. How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money? Well......I found the busiest corner in town, said Little Johnny. I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a Free Sample.. They all said the same thing...........Hey, this tastes like dog poop! Then I would say, It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the Obama Method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you its free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth. Little Johnny got five gold stars for his assignment!!! Bless his little heart!!!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 16:47:33 +0000
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