OK I have Lyme Disease so if any of the following occur when you are dealing with me I claim medical immunity!!! 07/05/2012 11:57 PM Bettyg Posts: 33645 VIP Member Im an Advocate SYMPTOMS CHECKLIST FOR NEUROLOGICAL LYME (to be filled out by Lyme patients only) Written by the talented Judy Williams Thank you Judy for sharing! 1. Sudden onset of multiple personality disorder 2. Hell-bent to tell the truth especially on any given politically incorrect subject. 3. Frightening, complete reordering of priorities (These new priorities run close to those of Mother Therese.) 4. Talking like you are Mother Therese. 5. A sleeping pattern resembling the long rest of hibernating bears or the worse condition of inability to sleep even upon administration of meds to kill a pair of rhinos. 6. Sudden realization you made a major mistake in the choosing your husband. 7. A diagnosis from at least 3 (I set a minimal record of 2), often more (up to 15) MDs that reads psychosomatic disorder. 8. An extreme propensity (albeit usually accurate) to find lyme in others 9. An ability to lose approximately 100 things a day, followed by an inability to find them, although 80% of them are exactly where theyre supposed to be. 10. Verbal dyslexia, i.e. saying the word cow when the word called for was pencil(not a close match). 11. Seeing double (i.e. seeing 2 of your husband(s) even though you dont even want to see one of him). 12. Getting lost in your car though you are only 2 houses away from your home and your Irish Setter is pointing his tail at your house. 13. Forgetting if you just took 1 Zithromax or 12. 14. Losing most or all of approximately 30 pages of paper with pertinent info., i.e. Lyme Support members phone nos., Burrascanos protocol, directions for how to put out a fire (you recently lost the fire extinguisher itself). 15. Mood swings greater than jungle animals. 16. Times when you should keep your mouth shut because of complete cognitive dysfunction, but you dont. 17. ESP followed by periods of clueless. 18. Deciding to commit suicide, during a period of severe mental agitation, by smoking yourself to death, then being too lethargic to go out and buy any cigarettes. 19. Inability to spell the - it just doesnt look right. 20. Rages in which you throw and break all your phones which makes it impossible to call for help. 21. Confusion caused by having all of 2 things on your to do list for the day.
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