OK, I need help. For real. If youre a shopper or a fashionista or a short girl with hips and a butt and a favorite brand/style of jeans, I NEED YOU. Heres the sitch: My 2 favorite pairs of jeans are shot. One went down to inner thigh holes and the other to the worlds biggest butt tear. My 3rd string jeans are in the wash because I accidentally laughed at dinner the other night. Laughed HARD, man. And repeatedly. And - fine - I wet my pants, OK? (Promise youll still talk to me after this.) So Ive been wearing my 4th string jeans around town, which thrills them because they, like, never get any playing time and theyve been begging the coach to put them in FOREVER, and Ive tried to cheer them on and be a team player and believe in their ability to succeed, I swear I have, but they keep fumbling the plays. Ive found my zipper down at least 7 times the past 2 days, and YES, I did consider it might be user error, considering the user, but 7 times is excessive, even for me. I just think, I dont know, they need to find another passion besides being pants. Maybe they could be potholders. Or a really scratchy, nonabsorbent towel or something. Which will leave me, once I do the laundry, with 1 pair of jeans. And, well, Im grateful for 1 pair - I am - but Im an Oregonian and were headed into winter, and jeans are kind of the uniform around here, so Id like another pair. My problems, though, are as follows: 1. I have no real fashion sense. 2. I hate to shop. 3. I have big hips and a big butt. 4. I have a comparatively small waist. 5. Im short. 52. If you have any tips, friends, like links to places to buy the perfect jeans online, or a favorite go-to brand/style that always comes through for you, or suggestions that I abandon jeans forever and stay in pajamas and invite you over for guacamole night so we can talk about how much we HATE jeans shopping, Im all ears. Help. Youre my only hope.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 04:51:35 +0000
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