OK ... This is officially Scream like a little girl week 2014. Firstly as of today ...4 snakes at our new place ..Yes 4. I go to check the crab pots and find a couple of bucks dying for a bath in garlic, Coconut cream and Chili ... So, I wrap them up and put them in the boot. I get home and take out the bag I had them in and try to tip them on the ground .. unbeknown to me one of them was right at the top of the bag hanging on. What does he do ... grabs me on the finger and hangs on for all dear life ... yes, yet again I scream like a little girl ( my neighbors think we have children I think, and thats not because I sing Let it go, let it go at the top of my voice) Anyhoo .. back to Mr. crab. I then calm myself amidst the pain and decide .. hell let go ... Hell let go ... Let go?????? He releases the bag with the other claw and then grabs my finger with the other claw ... I then start, yes, screaming like a little girl and then start to run around in circles like that was going to change the situation ... Like the attack on the snake it was pointless, misguided with high with collateral damage ... Yes!!!! broke more of my shit. So I punch the wall, mister crab is no more and ...you guessed it ... both claws are still embedded into my fingers ... Sigh. I didnt want to hurt him I just wanted to eat him :-(
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 09:31:14 +0000
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