OK boyz and gurlz....it is time to gather round for JoJoz Story Time Hour... I went on my usual stroll around the plaza today to exercise and get my ppl watching in. SMH....good lawd it was as hawt as a boiling cauldron of fish grease! In btwn laps I had to take a break plus I had the munchies, so I went in the grocery store to find me a snack. Niesha I thought about you as I passed by those little dessert thangamajigs in the cup but eeh, they did not QQ so hawt, so I did not purchase one. In fact, I told the lady that they did not...lol...she gave me a serious side eye! *shrugs shoulders* Anyhoo I walked on down and lo and behold, another lady had just dropped some fresh steak fries *eyes rolled str8 back in head*...that is my kryptonite...so I purchased some. My little friend in my head told me to go outside in the front and sit there and munch away. *sighs* Well I did and man them thangs was delish! Now Lisa, BOL, I could see you SYH at me bc I sat right next to LA Fitness and watched the cutie patooties go in and out as I indulged...not one time thanking about exercising nothing but my hand going 2 and fro from my lipz and my jaws a going up and down. *wipes brow* that was a work out right there...lmbo...yall shoulda seen them side eyes I was getting as they was coming and going...especially them waifs...the fellows just smiled...that Southern Charm gets them er time. Now here is the kicker, I was QQn at folks and talking to my self bc their body language etc tickled me and this man passed by me. I did not pay him any tantion till he was a few steps in front of me. He was blind and from the QQs of it had not been long bc he was discombobulated. Yall I did the unmentionable, I asked him what was he QQn 4? I did not really mean to say that and said it before I knew what I said. He said, huh? I said chucklin under my breath, I am sorry how can I assist you? He told me he was trying to find LA Fitness...I guided him with directions and he went on in. LMBO Rodney, I know you would have torn your face up if you wouldve heard me ask a blind man what he was QQn 4! Chile it was hawt out there and I was flusterated. Ok then I just started thinking crazy stuff and got tickled. I guess a few folks wanted to know what was so funny bc I was sholl cheesing on dat banch! Anyhoo then, I had had enough and I started walking back around the Plaza. I guess it was dirty ol men day bc they were out in numbers...lemme just say eeee..unh uh and nope! Anyhoo I had this bright idea, so I went to QQ for me a wig, I really wanted an afro wig but I ran into a slight problem....I realized that the circumference of my head is quite large and chile them thangs cut off my circulation...they was a tight as Dicks hat band! So I guess I wont be getting no wig after all. So I just bought some dye....and called it a day. And yanno what? IDK what it is about a grocery store but each and every time I go into one, I have a meltdown. LOL, them po little clerks be so worried bc they think something is seriously wrong bc I literally QQ like someone has taken a bucket of water and threw it over my head...*shrugs shoulders* Oh well. And by the QQ of it, I see what most folk was doing when we had this harsh winter...chile I done seen bout 50 pregnant women. QQn crazy, hah I hope it aint in the water! Oh well, I am tired of talking to yall now. I am finna go and see can I make me some home made biscuits. Yall stay kool and remember.... play nice!
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 19:03:45 +0000
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