OK, not cool! Just locked myself out of the house on the pool - TopicsExpress



          

OK, not cool! Just locked myself out of the house on the pool deck. Yes the pool deck surrounded by the 5 foot high imitation wrought-iron picket fence made of thin aluminum. 5 feet high, rather weak and somewhat too flimsy to fully support a grown male, and topped with sharp spades. Only thing tall enough to allow me to get over, likewise flimsy fabric covered aluminum patio bar stool type chairs, that you are pretty certain might not support your body weight on only one foot. As I stepped over the sharp fence top spades with my ahem. say inseam from squeaking and flexing aluminum chair to flimsy chair, I was constantly thinking, this will to be a very slow, painful, and embarrassing way to die..... Luckily, I didnt end up with some local news reporter saying, and we warn you, these are very graphic images....
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 15:43:26 +0000

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