OK, so I have got to get this off fa fa of my chest ( or lack there of lmao) Juggy n I were fast asleep. Juggy feels a cat, or what he thinks,rubbing around him. So he pushes it away. Finally,pissed off fa fa, he grabs and throws....immediately realizing That was not a cat!!!! Grabs his phone n hits the light.Omfg, it was a BAT, yes folks, a bat was spooning with Jugheads armpit! Oh hell yes! Juggy jumps out of bed, by now the cat has the bat. Runnin down the hall, wrestles with the cat, and kills the beastes to bed and Im sorry but Im Rollin through the whole damn deal. Not an hour later, another, bigger bat, comes swooping down at us!heres the view:Chubby hubby- undies-doorway with pillow swatting at giant Beastie bat.I really think i peed the bed boys and girls,yes indeedy.he chases the hell beast down and kills it, with...wait for it......a SHOE. Comes to bed. Sleeps with a night light( poor bastard is traumatized) But....our a.c makes squeaky bat noises soooo all night he tremored and shook and jumped up! Omg, it was epic.....day in the life
Posted on: Thu, 28 Aug 2014 12:19:54 +0000
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