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OK....this joke is way too long and not all that funny...I posted it anyways because I was too lazy to try to write something else that was more clever... anyways, the deal of the day is at the end if you want to skip this drivel... :-) ---------------------------------- I discovered why women and men are on such different wavelengths! This theory is going to make me rich! The reason why women have such ridiculous expectations of men can be summed up in two words: Love Songs In particular, I blame the band Chicago for setting such ridiculous expectations of us men! Lets say you are in a bit of a needy mood and you ask your husband, Why do you love me? You want to hear something akin to Peter Cetera crooning: Youre the meaning in my life Youre the inspiration You bring feeling to my life Youre the inspiration When you love somebody Till the end of time When you love somebody Always on my mind In reality: your husband will reply: You make great burgers, baby. Or, perhaps you and your husband get in a bit of a fight. You want an apology! You hope he says: Hold me now Its hard for me to say Im sorry I just want you to stay After all that weve been through I will make it up to you, I promise to And after all thats been said and done Youre just the part of me I cant let go Reality: your husband will look at his feet, spin around in eleven circles, mutter something unprintable and say, Im going to watch TV. Please look for my theory entitled, Why the Band Chicago Causes Marital Strife... it should be printed in People Magazine by October... Friday Special (Please mention post): 15% off all pastries from Marsee Baking

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