OMG - HEREs MY EXPERIENCE that i witnessed similar to what happened in this videoclip WHERE: St Ursula s Church, Harford Road WHEN: 30+ years ago SCENARIO: I was the official chauffeur - picked up bride and dad at home , transported them to church in the 1951 Silver & Blue Rolls Royce Silver Wraith Limo. Everything ran perfectly, I fanned the brides gown as she and her dad proceeded down the aisle towards the alter and her awaiting groom. As dad was about to give her away with a kiss, she bolted to the priest & whispered in his ear. He shrugged and nodded in a positive manner. The bride made an announcement wanting to be sure she didnt forget to thank everyone for coming from so far. She thanked her cousins for coming all the way from LA, her aunt from Canada, her mom and dad for throwing such a wonderful wedding for her and Ken, and then she proceeded to thank her maid of honor...... for sleeping with Ken last night! Its a wonder the stained glass windows didnt implode when everyone gasped. At that point she gathered up her wedding dress and smiled all the way down the aisle where I took her and her little sister to the airport (after a quick stop to change and pickup luggage) They didnt waste the honeymoon and she enjoyed celebrating the fact that she was spared the pain from having to endure living with Mr Slimeball till his true nature was revealed. THIS IS A TRUE STORY - and will be one of many as I write Memoirs of a Rolls Royce Chauffeur
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 14:09:28 +0000
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